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PostSubject: Re: Boys Vs Girls...   Sun Nov 16, 2008 11:31 am


Wife: Tum mujhe kitna pyar kerte ho?
Hubby: Shahjahan jitna.

Wife: Mere merne k bad Taj Mahal banaoge?
Hubby: Maine to plot bhi Le liya hai, delay tum ker rahi ho.


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PostSubject: Re: Boys Vs Girls...   Sun Nov 16, 2008 11:33 am


Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 sharab ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone sey


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PostSubject: Re: Boys Vs Girls...   Sun Nov 16, 2008 11:35 am


Q: WHO IS THE MOST SUCCESSFUL MAN?
ANS: HE IS THE ONE WHO MAKES MORE MONEY
THAN HIS WIFE CAN SPEND!


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PostSubject: Re: Boys Vs Girls...   Sun Nov 16, 2008 11:37 am


Husband:
Dekho woh larki mujhe smile de rahi hai.
Biwi:

Smile nahi de rahi, Jab maine bhi apko pehli bar dekha tha
to MERI bhi haansi nikall gayi thi..

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PostSubject: Re: Boys Vs Girls...   Sun Nov 16, 2008 11:38 am


Wife: Suniye ji! Aaapka aziz dost ghalat ladki
se shaadi kar raha hai ..aap ussey rokte kuin nahi??
Husband: "Main kuin Rokhon?

USne mujhe roka tha kya?

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PostSubject: Re: Boys Vs Girls...   Sun Nov 16, 2008 11:39 am


Wife: chalo na kahin chalte hain car main
aur car drive main karongi.
Husband: Car tum drive karogi toh iska matlab jaaengey car main

aur aaengey aakhbar main.

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PostSubject: Re: Boys Vs Girls...   Sun Nov 16, 2008 11:43 am


Husband aur wife ghumne gaye tabhi 1 lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife- koun thi wo?
Hus- Tum dimag kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.

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PostSubject: Re: Boys Vs Girls...   Sun Nov 16, 2008 11:45 am


Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge.
Mom: lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai.
Child: Papa to kehte hain k sari phul-jhadiyan yahi rehti hain

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PostSubject: Re: Boys Vs Girls...   Sun Nov 16, 2008 11:46 am


Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

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PostSubject: Re: Boys Vs Girls...   Sun Nov 16, 2008 11:48 am


Bahu: ma ji, ye abhi tak nhi aye.
Kahi kisi dusri ladki k sath..

Sas: are kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyu sochti hai?
Aisa bhi to ho skta hai, kisi gari k niche aa gya ho

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PostSubject: Re: Boys Vs Girls...   Sun Nov 16, 2008 11:49 am


A beggar-
" 0h sundari Andha hoon. Paanch rupya de de.."
Husband told his wife-
"De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal me ye andha hoga!!

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PostSubject: Re: Boys Vs Girls...   Sun Nov 16, 2008 11:52 am


HOW Wife CALL THEIR HUSBANDS IN FIRST SEVEN YEARS:
1. A G,
2. O G,
3. SUNTE HO,
4. BUNTY KE BAPU,
5. MAINE KAHA SUNTE HO,
6. KAHAN MAR GAYE,
7. AAP AATE HO KE MAIN AOUN.

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PostSubject: Re: Boys Vs Girls...   Sun Nov 16, 2008 11:55 am


Beta apni maa se, purani album dekhte huye
-maa ye photo mein itna smart aadmi kaun hai? Maa
-beta ye tumhare papa hai.
Beta-to hum is ganje k sath kyo rehte hain.

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PostSubject: Re: Boys Vs Girls...   Sun Nov 16, 2008 11:56 am


Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare
gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain
or wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.

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PostSubject: Re: Boys Vs Girls...   Sun Nov 16, 2008 11:58 am


Wife- Main maike ja rahi hoon,
tujhe tallak ki notice bhej dungi!

Husbnd-'Ja ja, mithi-mithi batein karke
mujhe khush karne Ki koshish mat kar.


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PostSubject: Re: Boys Vs Girls...   Tue Nov 18, 2008 4:42 am

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PostSubject: Re: Boys Vs Girls...   Tue Nov 18, 2008 1:19 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Boys Vs Girls...   Fri Nov 21, 2008 3:19 am

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PostSubject: Re: Boys Vs Girls...   Sat Nov 22, 2008 1:04 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Boys Vs Girls...   Fri Nov 28, 2008 1:29 pm

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