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PostSubject: Boys Vs Girls...   Tue Nov 11, 2008 2:49 pm


He sAid. . .

Do u Love Me jUst Coz My Father Left Me a Fortune?

She sAid. . .


No stUpId,

I'd Love U No Matter Who Left U The Money..!!


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PostSubject: Re: Boys Vs Girls...   Tue Nov 11, 2008 2:53 pm


How Do You Know
When A Man Is About To Say Something Smart... ?
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He Starts His Sentence With

''A Woman Once Told Me''


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PostSubject: Re: Boys Vs Girls...   Tue Nov 11, 2008 2:57 pm


What Will a Guy Sing After
He Gets Proposal From A Rich Girl . . . ??

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Agar Tum Mil Jao Kamana Chorh Denge Hum . . .


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PostSubject: Re: Boys Vs Girls...   Tue Nov 11, 2008 2:58 pm


Burey Aamal
ki waja se, merne k baad,


kuch Mard (Men)



Bhoot
ban jatey hai,

Lekin Tamam
Aurten (women)



Merney k Baad b



Churailen
hi rehti hai.


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PostSubject: Re: Boys Vs Girls...   Tue Nov 11, 2008 3:01 pm


Boy:Darling Me Tmhe Bangla Dilaon Ga.
Car Dilaon Ga.
Gold ka Dher Lga Don Ga.

Girl:Acha Ye Btao k Sham ko Park Ao Ge

Boy:Han Agar Mama Ne Bus ka kiraya Dedia To!


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PostSubject: Re: Boys Vs Girls...   Tue Nov 11, 2008 3:04 pm

Boy: Me tumse shadi nai kar sakta
is liye ye lo apne love letters or mere muje wapis karo!

Girl: (bari si basket samne rakhte hue)
is mein se jo jo tumhare hain nikal lo !!!

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PostSubject: Re: Boys Vs Girls...   Tue Nov 11, 2008 3:08 pm


Bus stop pe larki ko dekh k larka bola:
Tu to meri jan hai,
Tu mera iman hai,
Larki ne sandle utari tou larka bola:
Mein b Pakistan hun,
Tu b Pakistan hai!


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PostSubject: Re: Boys Vs Girls...   Tue Nov 11, 2008 3:11 pm


Larka: achanak larki ko dekh kar kehta hai,
Lafz tere geet mere ghazal koi sunaoun kya?

Larki: hath mere gal tere kan k nechai bajaoun kya,?


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PostSubject: Re: Boys Vs Girls...   Tue Nov 11, 2008 3:24 pm


WAY 2 IMPRESS A GIRL:
Respect her,
Honour her,
Love her,
Protect her,
Care 4 her,
Obey her,
Sacrifice 4 her?.



HOW TO IMPRESS A BOY?
Just smile once (gameover)


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PostSubject: Re: Boys Vs Girls...   Wed Nov 12, 2008 9:36 am


2 boyz talking:
aaj ki larkiyaan:
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Khuda bachaye
Hamien in haseeno say
Dil nasheeno say..
Maha jabino say..
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Magar inko kon bachayega hum kameeno se..!


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PostSubject: Re: Boys Vs Girls...   Wed Nov 12, 2008 9:51 am


Zaheeen larka+zaheen larki= DOSTI
bewakoof larka+Zahen larki= Love
Zaheen larka+bewaqoof larka= DATES
Bewakoof larka+bewakoof larki = ?
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Love marriage!


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PostSubject: Re: Boys Vs Girls...   Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:12 am

Imagine world without GIRLS..

Road sunsan
Market viran
Na janu na jaan,
Na koi girl frnd k liye pareshaan,
Bus namaz and quran
all boyz direct JANAT-ul-muqam.


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PostSubject: Re: Boys Vs Girls...   Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:13 am


Cutest proposal:

1st grade kids:

Boy:Oyee tu melay shath shadi kalay gi?

Girl: Naee

Boy: Pleesh

Girl; Naee na!

Boy: Main jaoo na Pleesh! behen nae ho?


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PostSubject: Re: Boys Vs Girls...   Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:14 am


Boy: Main tumhe paane k liye aasman se
tarey tor kar la sakta hoon

Girl: Agar mujhse mohabbat karte ho to
utility store se atta la kar dikhaoo..

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PostSubject: Re: Boys Vs Girls...   Wed Nov 12, 2008 11:02 am

Girl: main tumhry lye sub kuch chor du gi
Boy: ma baap
Girl: Yes
Boy: khana penna
Girl: Yes
Boy: sari dunya
Girl: Yes
Boy: Star Plus
Girl: Chalo Chalo apni shakal dekhi hai


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PostSubject: Re: Boys Vs Girls...   Wed Nov 12, 2008 11:04 am


girl in a party to a man :
excuse me sir kya aap mere face se 1 cheez hata sakte hain ?

man : khush hote hue haan haan bolo kya ?





girl : manhoos aadmi apni nazrein


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PostSubject: Re: Boys Vs Girls...   Wed Nov 12, 2008 11:09 am

Ek ladke ko kya chahiye?

Ek ladki Jo pyar de,
Ek ladki Jo acha khana banaye,
Ek ladki Jo us ki khob khidmat kare,

Aur ye teeno larkiyan mil jul kar rahain.


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PostSubject: Re: Boys Vs Girls...   Wed Nov 12, 2008 11:10 am


A boy went to meet his girl friend,
when he came at home..
Mom asked: kahan gaye they?
boy: us se milne,
Mom: kis liye?
boy: haan bohat kiss liye


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PostSubject: Re: Boys Vs Girls...   Wed Nov 12, 2008 11:12 am


Boyfrnd: Tumhare ghar Gaaya tha na,
Mujhe Nahi lagta hamari Shaadi ho payegi.


Girlfrnd: Kyon mere papa se mile kya?
Boyfrnd: Nahi tumhari behen se..!

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PostSubject: Re: Boys Vs Girls...   Wed Nov 12, 2008 11:15 am


A BOY with a GIRl in BMW car

Boy: Maine ne tumse 1 baat chupayi
k I'm alreadt married..

Girl: Oh GOD tumne to dara hi diya,
MAin samjhi yeh car tumhari nahi.


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PostSubject: Re: Boys Vs Girls...   Wed Nov 12, 2008 12:45 pm


GIRL: KON HO TUM?
BOY: HASRAT TUMHARI,

GIRL: DEKHTE HO KIYA?
BOY: SOORAT TUMHARI,

GIRL: KARTE HO KIYA?
BOY: POOJA TUMHARI,

GIRL: KAAFIR HO KYA?
BOY: AESA HI SAHI,

GIRL:CHAHTE HO KIYA?
BOY: MOHABBAT TUMHARI,

GIRL: PACHTAO GAY,
BOY: KISMAT HAMARI,

GIRL: MARRIED HOON MEIN.
BOY:



"MAA KI AANKH TUMHARI"


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PostSubject: Re: Boys Vs Girls...   Wed Nov 12, 2008 12:48 pm


BOY:AE BEWAFA TU NE DIL JALA DIYA.
DIL JAL KE RAAKH HO GAYA.

GIRL:TERI YE QURBANI BEKAAR NAHIN JAYEGI.

RAAKH!
IDHER BHEJ DE
"BARTAN" DHONAY KE KAAM AAYEGI.


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PostSubject: Re: Boys Vs Girls...   Wed Nov 12, 2008 12:52 pm


Boy: Mujhse shaaadi karogi..?
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Girl: Kia?
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Boy: Acchi film haina!!
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Girl: Kuttay k bachay...
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Boy: Wat!!
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Girl: Kitnay cute hotay hain na..!


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PostSubject: Re: Boys Vs Girls...   Wed Nov 12, 2008 12:56 pm


Girl to Boy
darling Ek 100 ka card send karo
mera balance end ho gaya hai..
Tum Meray aashiq ho na!

..Boy: Main tumhara aashiq hoon
"MOBILINK" walon ka sala nahi.

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PostSubject: Re: Boys Vs Girls...   Wed Nov 12, 2008 1:27 pm


Boy 2 Girl:
Darling Mere kaan maain kuch garm sa,
Kuch naram sa,
Kuch namkeen sa,
Kuch meetha sa Kaho !


Girl sharmatey huye..
HALWA PURI


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